Motherhood!!

"This is how I feel right now!! I have a SON!! who no matter how much I love him, and try to make him grow-up into a good human being....He push's my buttons and does everything to make me blow my Top off my HEAD!! I told him this time I was fed up if he ran to be with his father this time he could stay their...Now I pray GOD give me the strength to follow thru...HE makes me crazy!!"

 

Missing Bill Clinton

Canadian TV.:" It doesn't matter what party you are this is absolutely hilarious. Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1- He played the sax. Number 2- He smoked weed. Number 3-He had his way with ugly white women...... Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't!.. And, he gets a check from the government every month...... Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.... Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.....When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, I don't know, I never had one." .......American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly..... Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom..... Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe...... The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."

IDIOT SIGHTING

"When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealer ship to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."
This really happened, was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!"

Bags for Bull...Finally

I wonder where to buy these? Then hand them to People you know never shut-up....